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Saturday, January 28, 2012

A Humorous Perspective On Any Profession

The following three jokes help me as I listen to the "promises" being made by a professional who I don't think can keep them:

  • How do you know when a ________ is lying? When his lips move :-)


  • What's the difference between a ________ and a catfish? One is a muck raking, scum sucking, bottom feeder and the other is a fish :-)


  • The problem that 99% of _________ give the other 1% a bad name :-)



  • Put the targeted profession in the blank space and the joke is complete.

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