Financial and Political Humor

With the current financial crisis and upcoming elections, here's some humor to lighten up one's weekend:

Financial

1. What's the easiest way to make a small fortune in the stock market?
   
   Start with a large one.



2. What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
   
   A pizza can still feed a family of four.

Political

1. How can you tell when a politician is lying?
   
   When his lips move.



2. What's the difference between a politician and a catfish?
   
   One's a slimy, scum sucking, bottom feeding creature and the other is a fish.

Financial and Political

• Recently George W. Bush was asked for his perspective on the "credit crunch." He replied," It's my favorite candy bar."

Have a great weekend!

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